Just a few things I find myself saying on an almost daily basis. I'm sure a lot of these things aren't just limited to boys, but I don't remember saying these things when my daughter was younger (And I definitely don't say them to her now!). Feel free to add things that you find yourself saying to your boys in the comments!
(A "Things Mothers of Daughters Say" will be coming soon)
No licking the dog
Where are your pants?
Don't eat dirt
How did you get a cookie stuck in your hair?
No licking your shoes
Where are your pants?
No climbing over the couch
Hands out of your pants
Stop throwing your toys
Don't shoot your mommy
Don't shoot your sister
Where are your pants?
Don't bite the cat's tail
Don't let the dog lick your tongue
What is all over your face?
How did you scrape your knee?
Don't lick your toes
Take your socks out of your mouth, you're not a dog
What is stuck in your hair?
The stick is not a sword, put it down
Rocks are not for throwing
Why is this blanket/floor/toy/couch cushion/etc. all wet?
Don't let the dog lick your mouth!!!
WHERE are your pants???
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